Okay, so, Christmas started a while before Christmas and hasn't quite ended yet. Or it didn't happen. You know, your choice.
I had an entertaining weekend just before Christmas which started with Helen's birthday on December the 18th. I went along to her place to have dinner with Helen's family on that Friday night and had a fitful night of "sleep" before the following morning, upon which I struggled to Oxford station and made my way speedily back to Enfield to take part in the annual Feast of St Cinemus. I watched:
G-Force [4/5]
Planet 51 [3/5]
A Christmas Carol [4/5]
At which point I needed to abandon the Feast. I later learned that the Feasters had to abandon their plan and watch a mere six films, one less than the last three years, in order to guarantee a showing of
Avatar.I made my way back to Oxford to go to Helen's
second birthday gathering, this time with her friends. This was both odd (because I've never seen them all in the same place before) and strange (because Haz was missing; she's in Japan, or something). This was followed by another night in Helen's house, only this time Angela (a QMUL friend) and her boyfriend Peter were occupying Ed's room, Emma and Helen were sharing her room, and I was left to sleep on a futon on Bob's floor with a fan heater next to me turned up to high. Surprisingly, I didn't get much sleep.
I returned on Monday to find that in a couple of days all the parts for the
Sing Back Knightmare song had arrived in my inbox. I had "fun" piecing them all together. Allegedly.
I went with Alan and his girlfriend Claire to Broadcasting House in order to see
The Now Show. I had a great time, saw Mitch Benn for the second time, and Steve Punt read out my response to the audience question. I didn't hear the final recording, sadly, and my mother tells me that my response was cut from it. But at least he read it out and I finally went to see
The Now Show, so it was a good choice. Afterwards, Alan, Claire and I went to a really weird restaurant called Abracadabra, where the entire evening was taken over by a
fraças concerning pre-teens taking drugs and suchandsuch. It was past midnight when I got home and I was still slightly confused.
Not much happened for a few days until my family took me to the annual Millfield pantomime, which I don't recall agreeing to go to. I also don't recall Helen agreeing to go, but we went along anyway. Since the last time I went to the Millfield was for the
gig we played there, I haven't seen the place for ages, much less been into the theatre, so we saw a new bar area had been constructed. This was strange. I ordered two hot chcoolates, which were both unpalatable. Typical Millfield fare. The pantomime was okay, though, which is perhaps the first time I've said that (the one I saw at the age of fifteen with the beautiful fairy notwithstanding). I'm not entirely going to forgive a white Aladdin with a black mother though. I don't think that's physically possible - he should have at least been mixed-race.
The day after that we struggled back to Oxford hauling a huge trunk and there ensued the strangest Christmas I've ever had - also the smallest, with a mere seven people - which is large for them, with their five members, but tiny for me because mine have reached up to sixteen. For comparison:
A Typical Pooka ChristmasTom, Harriet, Emily, Katie, Rosie, Pooka, Jane, Howard, Julia, Bob, Bev, Al, Ivy, Arthur, Maggie, Bert.
A Typical Helen ChristmasBob, Helen, Ed, Joy, Mike.
Add me and Sarah (Ed's girlfriend) to the mix and we have seven. There are a lot of girlfriends cropping up in this post for some reason.
We went to a Church of England service at Christchurch Cathedral at midnight, followed by an Anglican service at Binsey Church in the morning. Since I'm URC I didn't really take either of these as close to my heart as I probably should have done, but Christchurch is an amazingly picturesque cathedral, so I got to see it from the inside for the first time and it's a mighty place. I didn't appreciate the sombre attitude of both churches, though; we hardly sang that many carols and the vicar's speech at Binsey derided
A Christmas Carol, which displeased us all. We didn't sing
O Come All Ye Faithful either, although we did sing it in the car on the way back.
Sarah got the Michael McIntryre DVD for Christmas and we'd finished watching it before lunch actually happened. Helen's father chose to enter the room right at the point wherein McIntyre started talking about blowjobs. Laughter had to be done behind hands, which were quickly put into use eating lunch. (Nice segue there, Pooka!) Which was delicious. We then played a music game, watched James May do something with trains, played Villiad The Imploder, and ate dinner, which was delicious.
We also watched
Doctor Who at some point. I spent a long time explaining stuff to Helen, most of which was explaining that I had no idea either.
Christmas sort of petered out after that. Unlike my family Christmases, there wasn't a definitive end point, where everyone leaves Nanna's house. It was comforting, in a way, but also slightly disconcerting for someone who's been used to the same thing since birth. A comfortable Christmas. Cosy. Warm. Small. Quiet. It's not what I'm used to. But I enjoyed it. I'm sad to say that I did, at one point, cry. But it's not the first time I've cried at Christmas.
Current Mood:
recumbent
Current Music: Alphaville - Forever Young